“upgrading”

It’s a piano song for piano players

If this isn’t theft, then the inverse isn’t either. Raise your flags, it’s time once again to sail the high seas

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This was the whole premise of Happy Gilmore. He became a pro golfer to save his grandma’s house

I just double tap the back of my Pixel to turn the flashlight on/off

I’m trying to make the switch to Firefox, but I’m running into some issues. The main one being, I travel internationally a lot for work and rely heavily on chrome automatically translating every web page I visit. Is there a way to have this on both my desktop and mobile (android)? When I look at the available extensions there are like 15 available… Thankfully one of them is uBlock Origin

I think I found it here. It’s called Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Those aren’t mushrooms, they’re conks

Bring a time machine with you and teach ancient Egyptians how to use it

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Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

A can of Pringles is one serving

They could easily combine to create an organization called DAFT

Enjoys the outdoors

Child Free

Has a dog

Atheist/Agnostic

…if we’re lucky

Red Bull Motorsport Advisor Helmut Marko has confirmed Max Verstappen will be provided with bodyguards to ensure his protection at the Mexico City Grand Prix.

The Dutchman has had a failed relationship with teammate and home favourite Sergio Perez during their time at the team together, with tension spilling over near the end of last season.

Whilst those fissures seem to have repaired at least publically, Perez’s fans have been far from impressed with his treatment from the team in the wake of a difficult run of form this term.

This was demonstrated in a chorus of boos for now-three-time F1 champion Verstappen after he won the United States Grand Prix last weekend, with the hostility continuing as he collected his trophy on the podium.

A similar welcome is expected this weekend given the home support Perez generates at the Autodromo Hermanos Rodriguez.

Whilst the use of security bodyguards may seem excessive, the Mexican venue has had issues in recent years regarding fan behaviour in the paddock.

A number of drivers attested to the scrums forming between garage and hospitality areas as supporters swamped them for pictures and autographs, with Pierre Gasly suggesting personal belongings had been tampered with.

Speaking to F1-Insider on the use of bodyguards for Verstappen’s safety, Marko explained: “Max doesn’t actually want that and is relaxed.

"But we have responsibility for him, so we just want to be on the safe side.”

Do it, you spinless bag of dicks!

Any offense from the clerk is certainly either frustration or a negotiating tactic. Negotiating is their business, if they’re getting offended by low-ball offers they need to find a new line of work

People do this in an attempt to minimize their footprints on the freshly mopped floor, either by walking on their toes or dramatically spacing out their steps. This comes at a risk of slipping though so people use their arms and body to help maintain stability to avoid a fall which results in the “lava walk”