Fa chrise sakes
Most public bathroom tissue is exactly one molecule thick.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SKEEZIX.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
Floorp is made by 3 guys in a basement. Dont count on it being around.
a gun, especially in private hands, has absolutely no reason to exist
Americans phrase it a bit different:
‘Fuckin guns fuck yea!’
The Talaxians are an irritating species; they smell bad and their leader has authoritarian tendencies. It’s probably better that they’re no longer represented in the stellar empire.
Dont feel bad, the smartest kid in our school now pumps gas.
Has it up the arse.
Youtube is a festering shithole. Overflowing with the absolute worst kind of clickbait and vacuous content. It brings together everything wrong with society under a single URL. For what little useful content there is youtube should be the one paying visitors to sift through the shit to get to it.
Fuck off, shill
Which one is step 2? Is that the one after step 1?
Here’s an idea: For their next concert performance , they wear matching straight jackets.
Can we make a global Lemmy compact to stop calling it Xitter and instead call it Shitter?
This is Hilary Clinton’s fault.
Maybe they shouldn’t.
The statements are both true. Also, the best way to get someone to accomplish something is to tell them it can’t be done.
Nicotine is 7 times more addictive than heroin. It’s unlikely you’ll be able to stop.
No. If it isnt worth reading now then it isn’t worth reading